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You have already mastered the basics of SEO promotion and understand that the work of an SEO specialist is not always easy. And now a little light humor about our profession - to smile on a difficult day. Let's go!
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Whoever moved in search engines does not laugh at the circus.
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The customer calls the SEO specialist: - Hello, it was bad before, yesterday there was an update, it got even worse. Please make it just bad again.
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A little boy approaches his father: “Dad, where do children come from?” - Already discussed 1000 times, use the search engine!
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A client calls an SEO company: - Hello! Do you guarantee TOP-1 in 3 months? - Yes. — And you promote only using white methods? - Yes. - Why in a whisper? - Now in algebra.
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Where to hide the body? On the second page of the search engine, no one looks there anyway.
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My SEO specialist's name is Konstantin, and for some reason he is always first on my contact list.
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- Why do SEO specialists like to take the elevator down? - Because this is how they improve their positions (9…8…7… 1st floor).
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- What is the first thing an SEO specialist comments after watching the film? - Heading.
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An SEO optimizer and an Internet marketing specialist meet, and one asks the other: “Hey, let me copy algebra.”
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An optimist believes that the glass is half full. A pessimist believes that the glass is half empty. The programmer believes that the glass is twice as large as needed. The SEO specialist believes that the glass is half empty and there are no keywords to optimize for.
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Lenin was exiled to Shushenskoye, but he gave up on this and, having agreed with Pushkin, went to Mikhailovskoye. Accordingly, Pushkin went to Shushenskoye. This is exactly how the first link exchange in history took place.
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How many SEO specialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? — It doesn’t matter, the main thing is that the light bulb is in the right place and has optimal meta tags.
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- Who is an SEO specialist? - Someone who discusses an algorithm that he has never seen guarantees a place in the top that is impossible to predict, and takes a lot of money, forcing you to do more with your site than he does.
I hope you smiled! If you have questions about SEO, message me! I'm always happy to help!
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